Observations on a plane

I recently ventured on a business trip that required a four hour plane ride. During the trip, I observed the following.

1. Yoga in the isle is difficult during turbulence.

2. If you have a loud, high pitched voice that carries, it is best to keep you personal dating escapades for a conversation in a more private setting.

3. If you have a loud, high pitched voice that carries, and you are sitting at the back of the plane. When you hear a person in first class at the front of the plane shhh you, that means you are talking too loud

4. Two words - courtesy flush

5. Remember to turn your phone off when the flight attendant indicates to. This way, when you eventually fall asleep, that inevitable text message beep indicator will not be noticeable to everyone around you during your hour of slumber.

6. The flush button is under the sink

7. If you have a weak bladder choose an isle seat.

8. All drinks are not free. Some require a super secret coupon.

I'm sure there are more to come as I travel more. This trip just seemed to be a little more eventful than others.
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4 Responses
  1. Ali Says:

    I have a low, super loud carrying voice... I hate to think what has been overheard when I'm excited!

  2. Dirt Lover Says:

    Ummm, I think #4 deserves to be in bold and caps. That just might be the best thing invented in a small area!

  3. Lori, I agree. We made the mistake during one trip to sit at the back of the plane right by the restrooms. Thankfully the flight was only an hour and 1/2 because I dont think I could have handled 4 hours. UGG.

  4. LOL Ali, I think a low, super loud carrying voice would have been tolerated a lot better than the high pitched cartoonish voice this woman had on the plane. I also think she might have had a little too much to drink before she boarded.

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