I would like to dedicate this blog post to the person who invented putting lotion in Kleenex. May God bless you as if it weren't for you, my nose most likely would have fallen off. The gasket to my sinuses you see is currently broken and I have a constant, relentless drip. Thank you for preventing the onset of dry, red crusty nose, even though inevitable, you make it manageable.
So here's to you lotion in the Kleenex man...or woman!